Paterno and Triponey had a relationship that was "strained at best,"

Andrea Peyser, a NY Post "news" "columnist" who some say could also be accurately described as a "highly insensitive cat burglar".

Costume pictured here:

Hey, come on everybody, Family Guy is, you know, SATIRE, with an EXTREME and DARK sense of HUMOR, which all of you LACK, and besides it's just a CARTOON, so your just being UPTIGHT, because Seth MacFarlane knows his EDGINESS will make you ANGRY and the JOKE is on YOU. It was HILARIOUS and wasn't made for YOU so just…

What the fuck is going on with Marmalard?

"Not impressed."

Usually, the bench-clearing is due to other sideline activities that involve "streaks".

This was just Paula Deen's practice run for her petition to star in a gender-reversed remake of Last Tango In Paris.

Buddy Christ approves.

Well, it looks like Uncle Scum has a bridge partner now.

Hear, hear!

How about we just crown Sarah Palin instead?

In a surreal yet canny move to shore up the show's chances with its target audience, ESPN producers have cast four twelve-year-old girls as the leads and are tentatively titling the show Boston Legal.

Let’s Watch Two CHiPs Kissing And Biting One Another

@tfcRocky: The "everyone " excuse is complete BS, and needs to stop being used to defend (however mildly) irresponsible and dangerous behavior. No, everyone does not drink and drive, and doing so is not just a "mistake". Considering Mr. Dunn's driving record of nearly 2 dozen driving citations in just over a decade,…

@FellowMusicFan: RE: Pet Rock. It's not as if yours is the first generation to thoroughly understand irony. Everybody got the joke back then.