All the hype about this game and I'm sitting here playing their other new release:

Why do these keep showing up on here? There must be artists out there who are actually good and make original art, instead of this poorly executed disney-characters-go-to-college schtick which wasn't funny to begin with.

lol Kotaku is garbage.

Also because people are so dead inside that they need a film to explicitly depict all the feels before they can form any sort of connection. Implicit ideas are not allowed.

How do you know that it's his mother's house? Maybe his family lives in his house.

...and that is relevant how?

Damn it...

While that sentiment certainly has value, there's a difference between a nipple and spanking scantily clad children.

Some of these are a little too personal / creepy / off-putting such as:
#4 What's your morning schedule, and what time do you wake up in the morning?

I see IGN is starting April Fools a little early this year ....

It's a neat piece of tech and a cool idea I hope someone pursues again in the future, it's just that it's not NEARLY responsive or accurate enough for any practical use whatsoever, nevermind something that requires precision input like a video game.

Finally: A functional update to the U-Force.

Cutting the apple to prove the knives are sharp is pointless if you edit the video.

*kinja gawker commenter instruction manual.

Also know as Political Debate Techniques

For the first time ever this is somewhat relevant to the discussion!!!

How long is long enough? I think I'm pretty good with my years right now... 3, 3, 8, 2, 2 but what is really considered hopping?

I can't seem to find anything to nail it down, but what's the duration that is needed before moving companies for one reason or the next is considered "job hopping"?

I always ignore those leaderboards and just use the "Friends Only" leaderboards.

"hope there isn't a Turbo edition somewhere down the line"