I didn't think about that. If Sony and MS are essentially paying for their versions to come out earlier... that's pretty lousy.

Right. I forgot about that one. Although I'm not sure if it's the same case as Tomb Raider because I heard that Sony is actually helping produce Street Fighter V. Sort of similar to the case of Bayonetta 2.

But is it canon?!

It really is. It's like the only way to up the value on their console is to deny content to the owners of the other console, which is absolute garbage.

Surprising absolutely nobody.

I know, right? I'd rather have ads on the sides than a "wait five seconds before you can skip" video that blocks what you're reading.

Putting this here to see if anybody knee-jerk comments before they realize my comment is a joke.

Judging by recent metrics, the game's value should come out to be about $23,000, since you can play it for hundreds of thousands of hours.

Awesome! Now I just need eight friends!

I'm surprised there aren't any "Console peasants are beta-testing it for us!" comments yet.

Yes! Now I can impress that waitress at the Chinese restaurant!

It was a joke, mate.

I wish more 'dual-gen' games ditched the last-gen version. At any rate, another reason to look forward to September!

Whoa, next you'll tell me the next episode of Revelations 2 wasn't already in the download for episode 1!

A DVD Rewinder.

Nah, I'm just kidding. Could you imagine though?

My serious, most recent answer are K-cups for a Keurig machine. It's a waste of plastic that fills your garbage and it's a waste of money. The amount of money I spent for 16 K-cups I could've spent on a regular bag off ground coffee that makes dozens of…

Well, I certainly knew less about flossing than I thought I did. I guess I never floss my teeth because all it does is make my gums bleed and I didn't see the benefit.

But do you have to use Uplay?

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That is exactly why I think comparing game length to price is ludicrous.

EA wanted audiences to spend $60 for a seven-hour campaign, which is a steep price by any metric.