The good news is that I saw 0 pretentious Facebook posts that start with that poem/speech.

I meant it as a joke, but it's good that you think that.

Spartacus Complete Series ($60) | Amazon

I feel as if millions suddenly cried out in anguish.

Well Sub-Zero did say, "not in the face".

Well yeah, CG is clean, real life is dirty, of course it's going to look better.

Please understand.

Now the question is; is this game, where you drift and race to get women to sleep with you, more or less sexist than the games where you have to pick the right dialogue to get women to sleep with you?

Whoa, you live on the ocean now?

Looks pretty good! Still not buying unless they do a discount promotion thing for people who already bought it though.

Whoa what the hell?

Could have had a V8!

You could always try Sunny D in those cans on the helmet.

*wink*

Is this Trevor's phone with a cracked screen? Okay, now I'm impressed with the detail.

Look, sir! Nipples!

I'd feel better about this if they didn't all start at a $50 bid.

...Jason. ( Heavy Rain.)

Dammit, I want to buy pants that come with pants DLC. It's a perfect fit!

Funny how this is from a guy who was part of a diamond heist.

lol anime boob mod.