Can you just banhammer him? Pretty pleeease?

I'm just going to leave this here:

Do you understand why men statistically work more hours than women? Hint: it has to do with women still being expected to do the bulk of child care.

Right here. It's right here.

Gotchu covered

Gertie also has on a diaper!!!

Lena is giving pure Aunt Jackie realness.

I cannot watch Girls because the characters are so fucking irritating, but I have to admit I love Lena Dunham. She is fearless and doesn't give a fuck what anyone says about her, I can't help but high-five that kind of confidence - especially on someone who isn't generally considered Hollywood-acceptable attractive…

Actually the promo worked, I now want to see these two work together because the promos were great!

I love Kate McKinnon...and I really really want her to reprise her Justin Bieber skit.

How dare you soil the good name of falafel?!

Is it just me or does the Lindsay thing actually look good? It looks like its got some depth. The scene with her dad—tragic.

I live in LA. Believe me, I'm not lacking for excellent Mexican food. I still think Chipotle is delicious. And I don't put guac (which, despite the fact I am a copy editor, I feel just fine about abbreviating in an Internet comment) on my tacos or burritos—I only get it to put on chips. The great thing about Chipotle…

So before the inevitable flood of comment about how Chipotle is the McDonalds of Mexican food and the food has no flavor and everyone who professes to like it is a hopeless culinary plebeian, let me just say:

Actual footage of me when the local Chipotle ran out of guac:

Portia looks like the happiest lady at the Oscars. AS SHE SHOULD.

I think this is the most realistic thing she could have done. It's all well and good to think she might shout down the man or never mention him, but that's a tad idealistic considering the situation. I think she did the right thing by saying "thanks for casting me" because that really is all she should thank him for.…

I thought it was the best she could do in her situation. She thanked him without getting ass kissy about it which you guys know would have caused some crazy backlash.

I've watched this clip of John Travolta so many times and yet it never gets old. WICKEDly Adele Dazeeeemmmmm.

"Adele Dazim." Nailed it, Travolta.