I hate that we call non-models "real women," like models are bred in a factory somewhere and aren't also real women.

jean jacket, acoustic guitar: this was at the height of his cute lesbian phase.

I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to be his teen mom, but man, is that guy dreamy. Oh, and PUPPIES!!!!!

I had to turn down two kids who would have shoveled my driveway because they wanted $20 and I only had $14 on me. Then I made my husband do it and saved $14/$20. Getting married = sound investment.

And no-one ever mentions that women tend to live longer than men...

I didn't dismiss shit.

Not necessarily. Those women are secure while Madonna is freaking over aging, and freaking over not being relevant, and kinda doing stupid shit.

Someone explain this to me: if this is simply a stronger opiate, why wouldn't someone in extreme pain be able to get a higher dosage of already existing opiate medication? Is this drug filling some sort of gap in pain relief that can't be achieved by a higher dose of existing medication?

LOOK what the homosexuals have done to me, Michael!

I have no idea how I watched this entire clip. I can't even.

"Marriage is about family. It's not about love. Two sisters can love each other. That's an odd idea by the way in Western history. The idea that two people should get married on the basis of love. Now, HOPEFULLY, people do love each other. Marriage has always been based historically on duty and on commitment."

I was delighted. DELIGHTED, I tell you, when I saw this ad.

This. There is a vast difference between the photos of Ms. Lange up there... both are beautiful, but only one of them shows her actual face.

But you said the reason is that Madonna is too old. No one thinks Madonna is too old, most people just think her shtick is BORING.

BEAUTIFUL

See also La Deneuve for Louis Vuitton.

because madonna is sincerely fucking awful. jessica lange has aged gracefully; can the same really be said about madonna? i don't know. i feel like they're in different worlds. maybe i just really like AHS.

Probably true. But also if it was Madonna, everyone would ALSO be piling on because it's Madonna, she's an attention whore, and the choice would be pedestrian on that basis.

Jessica Lange is an awesome, fantastic, perfect, out of the box choice. I love her unabashedly.

This is awesome news. I'll be turning 48 in April, and this kind of thing is very encouraging.