Midwestms
MidwestMs
Midwestms

Like, I would actually buy this music. I was JUST having this conversation with someone about how I wish she had transitioned to the adult music scene... rather than fingering foam fingers, psychedelic cats, underwear as clothing, and that damn tongue. Thank you for posting this!

We should play a Friday GOP version of "chuck, fuck & marry". Anyone?

He looks like he's trying to pull off a Clooney. Not happening, Matt. Not now, not ever.

"Amanda Bynes has enrolled in a student at the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising" - I have the most disturbing images in my head right now. I wonder what that says about me?

This is weird. I can't quite figure it out. It may be b/c I haven't had coffee yet...

How he wasn't People's Sexiest Man in 2013 is absolutely fucking beyond me. LOOK AT THAT GAZE.

This just made my Monday.

I tried to make it through the whole thing, but I just can not. She is seriously the WORST. Nothing chaps my ass faster than when people try and define what "real women" *should* look like. Gross, gross, gross.

Amazon. Amazon prime if you order a lot. It's a beautiful thing.

At first it really bothered me that she was putting the emPHAsis on the wrong syllABle but it's grown on me. This video is fucking dreamy. Loves.

At first it really bothered me that she was putting the emPHAsis on the wrong syllABle but it's grown on me. This video is fucking dreamy. Loves.

Amen!!

I did it right before she did (trendsetter? I pretend...) It's so liberation. Keys: pay for a good cut, expect to cut every 5-6 weeks & don't over wash! Sometimes a little dirt and grime is what makes it look fab.

Can we talk about what the eff is happening here? Utter confusion. Self hug? Impersonating two epople making out to those behind him? Nap time standing up? WHAT???!!!

She is WORKING that 'do. Haters be damned - I love her short locks.

wait, wait, wait... is that smoke for real or are we being TRICKED? I feel dumb for even having to ask this...

PITA?! aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I can do nothing but post fave B.Murphy moments: