That was a really, really good speech. Lots of good stuff in there... Well done! Ps: Maddox is adorable. He looks so grown up!

Pheasants weigh about 3 lbs. 7x2=3? I'm either terrible at math or remembering my childhood filled with pheasant incorrectly. Either way, I am still impressed with the kitty-hunt-skills!

Can this just PLEASE be true?!

There never was a cuter dog/dino/alien.

Just when I was about to give up all hope of humanity... right in time, Jez. Thanks.

Me too. Cunt.

#shewould

I fucking love her. It's completely besides the point, but girl looks RED-ICULOUS-ly good. WERK. She's hilarious & so smart. Not even fair she'd also be so fucking hot. #womancrush

Is it just me or does that one on the left look like Xtina? A darker eyebrow version of Xtina, but dang could they be twins!

LET'S TRY IT

Agreed. I need a nap.

I am too! My husband is gonna be SO pissed he married me.

I laughed right out loud.

She's hired!

Samesies.

Jessica Williams and I would have been best friends in college. I am sure of it.

Fucking. Awesome. And not at all surprising. Someone needs to make a movie about Doris Bohrer and Elizabeth "Betty" McIntosh. I'd watch the shit out that.

She needs to be on at least one show on TV from here to eternity. WOO!

Between Devon and JTT I had plenty of material for my middle school wet dreams.

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