Oh man, I’m not amusing the Nazi troll?!? But I want him (her? no, I’ll go with “them”) them to think I’m super sweet so I get invited to their super exclusive club of literally any pale motherfucker who shows up! Woe is MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Here? We’re on the internet man! It’s all tubes! TUBES!!!

Man, I love when shitty trolls have to fall back on sweet, sweet semantics. I just assumed your butchering of the English language was cause you’re ignorant, but it was actually a clever rhetorical strategy! And I am trying so hard to win this very official and structured debate we’re having, because I respect you so!

But now YOU don’t care! We’re trapped in a loop of not caring so much! But you proved me OH SO WRONG about... uh, one of those gifs I think. I forget what you proved me wrong about. Something about Steve Bannon I think? Or the clam thing? Or... that you’re a piece of shit? I’m sure you’ll let me know. But until then...

Mmmm yes, tell me more. I love getting psychoanalyzed by shitty racists. Clearly you sacks of spent wang know what’s going on. Tell me my future next!

Sorry, I missed that. I was busy trying to give myself the Steve Bannon special but I’m just not master-racey enough!

Definitely NO websites out there about how white people are the best. Yep, can’t think of one. And I certainly don’t know how I could find out. Hmmmm. The internet. So hard.

I don’t think sites write articles, I think the humans write articles and post them on sites. The internet! So many tubes.

I know this gif is kinda a non-sequitur, but you’re such an apologetic piece of shit that I just can’t bring myself to care!

You’re not on my shoulders!

That’s right, keep NOT complaining, you... oyster? Is clam a racial slur now? I can’t keep up with how edgy you jackasses are.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL. Yeah, white people NEVER go around bitching about shit. Her post was most certainly not her complaining about black people.

You’re white?!?

“I don’t have a racist bone in my body—it’s more like a couple hundred!”

Disagree.

Ok, but is an article on The Root about black women written by a black man, addressed towards black men, really contributing to the (very shitty) narrative around black men? I agree that this would be bullshit if it came out of Fox, but are there a bunch of shitty racists holding up a Root article to legitimize their…

Oof. Okey dokey. We’ll just forget all the good that feminism does for men too.

All black males may not be in a conspiracy to keep black women down, but that doesn’t mean that black men don’t contribute to the issues black women face.