“That’s your job, I gave you the keys. If you are interested, go read. Otherwise, I have no reason to waste any more of my precious time to educate some random rude person on Internet.”

Nuance! How dare you!

I have the orzly grip for playing in handheld mode and it’s definitely a necessity. Holding the Switch for more than five minutes without kills my hands.

“There are no Marxist governments that have been successful in providing for the welfare of their people, and all of them have the same historical fingerprint: Oppression, corruption, political imprisonment, mass murder, and eventually collapse.”

Hey Kotaku readers, my joy-cons are showing signs of wear (mainly in the sticks not working well) and I want to get a couple new controllers. Are there any third-party ones out there that are worth my time, or do I need to bite the bullet and shell out for the Nintendo pro controller? Also, is there a decent…

Pictured, the experts.

“You claiming that cops shouldn’t kill to protect themselves or others is just stupid to the point of anarchy.”

M for movies.

I always appreciate when a developer comes straight out to let me know that they’re garbage and to avoid their games.

Who hilariously signs their posts like it’s a text from my mom.

At least you don’t have to pay a subscription fee for Splinter.

Doesn’t patron saint Jordan Peterson have a whole thing about cleaning your room? Geesh.

Fucking chill Preston! Chill!

Ok, but why does giving somebody else the option to play it easier affect your enjoyment? I have trouble understanding this as anything other than gamers like to use FromSoft games as a purity test. What about if people used a mod that made it easier, would that affect your enjoyment in the same way?

The cost of books would quadruple if everything was printed in NA. I’m not arguing that they should be printed in NA, but you are ignoring the realities of capitalism if you think that “print them here” is viable advice.

I think the best way to feel about it is that it having graphics will sell it to a lot more people than just the ASCII mode, which is good for the Adams brothers, which in turn is good for anyone interested in continual development of the game.

Looks like a Body Worlds exhibit. Blech.

Judge individuals, not demographics.

Shitting on people works the same way as comedy; punch up. It is ok to shit on Europeans, because they have spent the last hundreds of years shitting on the planet. If you are offended by someone making a joke about white people, don’t listen to the joke. It will not affect your life in any way. That is not true for…

We have literally 20 bags of chips with one last handful of crumbs secreted away in our cupboards, entirely of my partner’s doing. You are not alone.