Well, that’s biologically unpossible. Only whitey can be racist. Everything else is excusable cultural appropriation that gets “lost in translation.” 

Don’t care what you say about Taylor, even if she pulled a swift one on me and was actually transgender, I’d still boink her. For her music, obviously.

2nd Deadspin article about Mr. Halladay, and both have him pictured in a Phillies uniform.

Wrong. An AR-15 saved many ore lives. The shooter had illegal weapons. The hero was fully legal. Remove that legal weapon and the leftist atheist psychopathic momma’s boy terrorist slaughters many, many, many more Christians.

The psychopathic leftist shooter hated Christians and had illegal guns but was armed to the teeth with more weapons and ammunitionn prepared to attack and slaughter *more* Christians — that is, until he ran into the buzzsaw of a courageous law-abiding Good Samaritan card carrying member of the NRA with an AR-15 tosave…

Why so gutless? You know you really-really want to call him a white supremacist. Go on, why so gutless?

I’m at work today. Everybody — and I mean EVERY BODY (especially the women) — are ALL talking about this Donna Brazile and Debbie-Wuzherface Sgt Schultz criminal. But Deadspin is silent. Should I be surprised???

Her genuine smile gives the game away.

Anythin’ to avoid talking about Uranium One and the Rooskie dossier paid by Hillary, right?

Having said all that, the match was awesome.

The “Break-Out Party” that nobody watched.

He should especially be calling out the shitbag sonsofbitches who kneel for the anthem. They’re ruining the league, driving down players wages.

Time to start an ESPN Death Watch.

Martavis has been away from the game for a while, and was taking too many hits from the bong to notice... but...

Who are the male Deadspin staffers/writers who are named as sexual predators on that “shitty media men list” making the rounds? Until we have real names attached, we’re just gonna have to assume it’s every guy — especially the ones who continue to believe secret hidden video camera sex tapes still qualifies as…

If it was _really_ a protest against police brutality and racism, they’d be picketing outside a police station.

Funny, I don’t hear any rushing sound(s). I have friends, family, co-workers who are giving up on NFL, and they’re discovering to their pleasure that they’re enjoying their lives perfectly well without it. That’s what Roger’s up against. All but a few have stopped caring.

Brothers and sisters — WE need this hero on the streets — FREE!!! — to do what he does best, namely, treating females the way he treats ‘em. #Respect

If it’s a consensual deal between a producer/casting director and an actress... I see no problem. Not only don’t I see a problem — I see a tolerant & progressive issue, where a woman can make decisions for herself. It’s the Pro-Choice Solution.

This is awesome. So what little money he has remaining, he’s going to hand over to elitist corporatist con-artiste clown Mark Geragos. Beautiful.