Thank you, more violence. That’s what I come here for.

Donaldson... Bautista... Encarnacion... Tough order for your debut. He praises God b/c he knows how much worse it could have been. Possibly why he has things in perspective.

How does sthis affect / what does this mean to the Union drive and lifetime pensions?

Do we still get to see more hidden-camera sex tapes?

Boozers are less prone to violence and hooliganism than tokers?

While violence is on the upswing and presumably not a good thing . . . it’s too much of a good thing for Deadspin to pass up exploiting for heat and click-bait. (I’ve said it before, I love Deadspin, they do have an enormous appetioite and predilection for lots & lots & lots of violence, and I say Bring. It. On. More…

He said we’ve gotta be smarter.

On the other hand, I feel a lot better knowing the proceeds from gun sales are going to Super-PACs and the Clinton Foundation.

It’s politically incorrect — and maybe more than a little politically and socially inconvenient — to mention that a LOT of Muslims really-really don’t like homosexuality or the LGBT community.

The Haka. Both of ‘em - Ka Mate and Kapa O Pango.

True ‘nuff, if it’s the kind of white board that draws the line at sex tapes of four year olds.

This isn’t soccer, what’s this clip doing here?

Video is terminated. I’m left to deduce it was a false-flag impersonator fake RV.

Were A.C.’s pair of Bruno Magli’s a matching pair, or O.J.’s hand-me-downs?

So, that incriminating ten-grand in O.J.’s pocket was a basketball wager?

...and while the highers-up do the restructuring, we’ll focus on the normal operations...

How is this going to affect the new union?

Meaning, his non-apology is only slightly less sincere than Bill Clinton’s.

Keep those cool videos of violence coming. Love Deadspin. Love neoliberalism.

Dugan’s 1-Point Plan to Reduce Concussions, Facial Lacerations, Motor Vehicle Fatalities, and General Overall Head Traumas Everywhere: