That’s what Hillary and James Carville said about Bill’s accusers when they weren’t accusing them of chasing hundred-dollar bills through trailer-parks. (Yes, they really did say such things. Still are.)

There were cameras? I’m kinda curious how much $$$ Nick Denton is willing to pay for those videos, ‘cos, of course, First Amendment and all, we NEEDS to see ‘em, right?

The biggest disappointment of this story for Gawker editors is they didn’t have the video tape to roll.

The man fought back. The gun was more than an Equalizer. It was his Savior. I don’t like guns. But there’s a reason why Obama has a security detail with LOTS & LOTS of guns. Because they are effective. Really effective. An American Tradition. Even in Mexico!

Good to see a pro-gun story with a happy ending.

Now that is some of the worst goaltending of the year.

If a woman accuses a man of rape, it is impossible to disbelieve her. Unless, of course, the accused rapist is Bill Clinton. Then the accusers are trailer-trash who’ll say anythin’ for a hundred bucks, that’s a fact.

“Bautista went after the bed like Rougned Odor went at his head.”

It does look like a Minor Threat show back at the 9:30. Nicely done.

Or kick a player with balls in the balls.

Steve Adams has a set.

The closer basketball gets to pro wrestling the more we like it.

Diana, cover your eyes.

Steve Adams will tell you, if you ask him, you can’t even get away with that in rugby.

Yeah, Bernie should get out.

I hope this convinces Deadspin to start showing more hockey fights.

Mostly an optical illusion. Camera is not stationary, it’s panning frames at precisely same time as shoot and goalie’s glove motion. Looks cool, though.

Sometimes people will surprise you. That was awesome.

They will walk away from the experience wearing free Hillary For Prison 2016 t-shirts.

Now would be an excellent time to eliminate national anthems at sporting events altogether. Enough already. Color guards and Air Force flyovers at NFL games... that militarist bullshit needs a shovel turned over it as well.