A grade of C, huh?

Don’t forget the part where Rupert Murdoch saw him play and got out his wallet. The sport immediately went professional. Easily the biggest draw-card in the history of the sport. He wasn’t the best player of all time, but he was certainly the most thrilling, the one player everybody wanted to be, a fantasy-fulfillment…

A photo of him in black, surely.

Carter is one of the greatest players in the history of his sport. He plays a position that roughly translates to a QB — he’s the play-maker. But he’s much more than that. He calls plays; he tackles (he led the World Cup Final in tackle-count); kicks, and slots goals. That makes him the equivalent of a punter, a…

Awesome! Scored points w/ both feet at international level. You’re in a very small club.

It’s been a bad year for Reyes.

It’s more than a little Eyes Wide Shut, but good to know Dan Snyder enjoys keeping company with Slutseekers, Rednecks, Jizz and Gangbangs. Go get ‘em Hogs!!

Uh-oh, somebody is outraged.

There’s at least a half million rugby fans in Oz this weekend delighted as hell and getting obliterated celebrating.

What...? You mean the Greatest of All Time is probably going to retire on the back of a record-smashing career that statistically we may never see the likes of again in our lifetimes raising back-to-back World Cups... you mean _that_ thing? Not on your life buddy, there’s only limited space and Jarryd Hayne got…

Wallaby skipper Stephen Moore’s post-match speech was grace & class, so at least there’s that.

Cashman didn’t gas Torre, though.

Pedantic much?

‘Cos those are the only thing that matters.

Hair is parted to the other side. Otherwise a nice resemblance and remarkable coincidence. No idea why he’s somplaining.

Seriously though, who brings a baby to a game?

Taken in concert, I’d say it’s pretty clear he was sending a fuck-you message to both the pitcher and the Rangers, or at least could be reasonably construed as that.

The whiny white knight self-appointed No Fun Police have arrived to take your beer ‘n weed away.

Joey would have simply risen to the occasion (again!) hit a Grand Slam - and given us a bigger & better bat-flip.

I feel bad for the Rangers, but that home-run was Epic, and the bat-flip made it even more so. Loved it!!