The soundtrack was great.

I enjoy Miller and I drink PBR but I would rather drink hot camel piss than Bud Light.

My husband and I did BBQ at our wedding. We budgeted about 2500.00 for around 120 people. It took us a month of trying different BBQ places (such a chore, I know)... but we found a place that took their graduation feast (which was cheaper than wedding catering) and multiplied it for the number of guests. They still…

Yes. He ruled sometime between Commodeus and Gordito.

People: knock it off with all this fat free crap. If you're still fat then guess what - it doesn't work!

I go to reddit/relationships on occasion because I’m a terrible person, and there are a surprising number of stories like this. As in, “I’ve had 20 people tell me he’s having an affair, I saw pictures of him proposing to another woman, and I physically walked in on him having sex - is he cheating on me?”

The scariest people I have ever interacted with have and will always be fucking drunk, affluent white men.

Listen...I am tired.

Okay but like if you were to look up serial killer in the dictionary this is what would be there.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

That’s not Jay caressing her cheek. That’s Puff’s hand his shoulder. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jay in a pinky ring.

The worst I’ve seen was something like a dozen bridesmaids and a dozen groomsmen. My friend was in the wedding, and when the wedding pictures were posted to Facebook, it looked like almost all the wedding guests were in the wedding party. Keep it scaled to your guest list, people. 100 or under? Get a close friend or…

I live in NYC. When I think of the “sightseeing experience” here, it’s fucking exhausting - the Met, Broadway plays, Fifth Avenue, Herald Square, Central Park, MoMA, Times Square, 30 Rock, the Empire State Building, Ground Zero, those goddamn doubledecker tour buses. And when you pack all of that in, you’re not…

I've always been so obsessed with her face shape. She could have a mullet unironically and look so beautiful. Also I am envious of Tracie Morrissey bc she kind of favors Sharon O. Yeah I know! But they could be cousins!

I showed the picture to my parents and they said blackface. She looks like a silver robot to me. That is in the first two pictures she looks like a robot. The third picture does look like blackface to me.

I know, that’s the kind of dirty martini I prefer. I love me some gin.
I was just saying the drink that Mindymoo was describing was more similar to a vodka dirty martini. :)

In my family, vodka and pickle juice is called a Polish Martini. FWIW, beer and tomato juice is a Polish Cocktail. #straightouttaBydgoszcz

Haven't tried the Sephora brand but I always come back to CeraVe for my skincare. Great for sensitive skin and inexpensive. Plus their AM moisturizer has physical sunblock. Definitely a plus if a product is cruelty-free.

I'll take acreage out in the country over a swanky urban apartment every single time. My thoughts every time I go right into the city.. "This is why I don't live here.. can we go yet?" "Why is that guy walking all funny?" "WTF is that smell?" "$25 to park for the day?!?!?"