Michykeen
Michykeen
Michykeen

But imagine if it all comes down to Netflix vs Binge Watching! Ok, we all know it's going to be Netflix vs Sex.

There are actually very flattering, opaque (talking to you, Lululemon) AND comfortable yoga pants out these days and for people of all sizes. Some that don't even look like yoga pants.

I just bought several pairs at JC Penney to wear to school. They look like fashiony-slacks but feel like pajamas and they are CONVINCING as impostor Nice Pants. I love them.

I got punched in the face once, and I'll be honest, it wasn't terrible.

I hatehatehate when people cancel plans on me, so as a rule I don't do it. If I told you I'd be there, no matter how awesome the nap I'm taking is, or how many episodes of Empire I still have left to watch, I'll shower, dress, put on makeup and go.

Me. Because canceling plans at the last minute is rude.

Who *are* you people voting for "canceling plans at the last minute"? Why do you hate the people you made the plans with?

Ah Meghan Trainor. Love the aesthetic in her videos...especially the extra retro-ness of this one. HATE EVERYTHING ELSE.

Totally. We take it one step further and throw on flannel jammies as soon as we get home. Well he does plaid flannel pants and an old Iron Maiden tee with holes under the arms. And I top my flannels with a big ass robe because I'm always cold. And then we curl up on the couch and chat.

Then you clearly are not the owner of a penis.

Burn the witch!

I dress full-business attire for work on the daily: suits/dresses, stockings & heels, hair & make-up on point Monday-Friday. This is our routine:

Brussels sprouts and eggs? :/

If lying to kids counts, I told my eight-year-old niece this Christmas that her mother wasn't calling her inside from playing in the snow to be mean, but because we knew that the Frost Giants roamed at night, looking for lost children to take away to their icy kingdom to be their slaves, and the children would never

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

I'd be more interested in a movie called 50 Shades of Bey where Jesse Williams plays a naive, shy man who is lured into a life of kinky shit with the mysterious and sexy CEO billionaire Beyonce. Black BDSM couple ftw.

I take it you found Jezebel after the heydey of BAngieB, legendary Lohan devotee, then? Those were interesting days for her pretty, pretty girl.

Emile Hirsch really fucked up. He's probably going to get sentenced to like 8 meet and greets for that.

To be fair, its Americans who shower a lot more then anyone else in the world. Driven, of course, by our consumerist society where we must douse ourselves with every possible combination of sodium laureth sulfate and perfumes.

Somewhere in the Northwest, Ben Gibbard is writing a bummer of a song about this...but he was gonna write a bummer of a song anyway, he just has a topic now.