My dermatologist recommended Avene and I am SO MAD at how much I love it because it is at least 4x more than I want to spend on skincare but my stupid face is happy and glowing so FINE.

I also buy all of my workout clothes from Old Navy and they are crazy durable. Running tights that have lasted for YEARS. I also buy $100 sweatpants from Athleta to go get coffee in because I am apparently That. Lady. now.

As a jerk who saw it Saturday, I can tell you that I would die a very happy woman if that were the last performance I ever saw. #sorrynotsorry #yesbragging

YES! The ending was perfect! I’m so happy to have Serial back in my life.

Every week!

“It’s jokes” was the straw that broke the camel’s back in terms of stupid people saying stupid shit this week. It was a long time coming, but still.

Oberon forever!

Five years in, and friends and relatives STILL talk about how good the food was at our wedding. BBQ and mac & cheese, ya’ll! Stick with the crowd pleasers!

I call it “yellow beer.” I don’t think anyone should have to choose between delicious, artisanal beer and getting shit rocked at a block party with their neighbors on cans of Miller Lite. Time and place, people! High Life is for sitting at home, alone, and shoving a cheeseburger into your face while watching crappy…

Looks like they are updating the size charts and LOTS of women have asked for bigger and taller sizes. So you might be in luck!

Can you even buy just ... risotto? Don’t you need butter and rice and broth? What is this wondrous pre-made risotto?

The plate of food at 1:09 in the first video did me in. Dying. Dead.

Oooops yes! My reading comprehension went down with the second gin martini :-D

You can totally make a dirty martini with gin (provided it’s the right gin).

worth it! Just never ever ever dry them (except maybe once to shrink up the length). I wear them like 3 days a week and am already eying my second pair

yes and yes! I would not wear them for a super important meeting but I have worn them many times to my office and always received compliments - including from our head of HR/dress code enforcer. I do not have an *ahem* athletic build and I find them to be very forgiving. I tend to wear them with slightly longer button…

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I recently purchased those yoga pants dress pants things - and I have never looked better, been more comfortable, or been more pleasant to be around! Suck on that, Fran!

I pulled it together for the chance to eat cake.