It is SO rude. The first time I tried to host a family get together as a Home Owner, my asshole sisters, cousins and aunts all started cancelling the morning of, right as they were supposed to be getting in their cars to come over! I had spent the past 24 hours cooking, cleaning and generally getting super excited to…

I woke up at 5 a.m. to go to the gym and hurt the hell out of my hip after less than a mile on the treadmill. I limped off crying to the locker room, then the hall where I sat for 40 minutes while my husband finished his workout. The pain pills aren't working and my PT can't see me until tomorrow. And the ice cream is…

YES! Oh my god yes! It drives me insane!

Old people are awesome

My friend's crazy Aunt Betty got her a ceramic boot as a Christmas present when friend was 18-ish. In Betty's defense, the boot was at least Christmas themed, but so ... So hideous. It lasted through three or four White Elephant exchanges before leaving our friend circle. I like to think it lives on in regifting…

Thank you for this! I was in the date rapey camp for years, but I just like the song and I couldn't quite articulate why I no longer felt it problematic. Now I have a cheat sheet!

Banjo plans to live forever

Oh thank god - I have a college-aged cousin who is internet/instagram famous for her "vegan lifestyle" which looks to me like an eating disorder and an alcohol problem, but what do I know? I'll be over here on the left with all the other haters.

I have so many thoughts about the Duggar rumor/photo.

No lie: I am from PA (not even Philadelphia!) and have met ?uestlove 3 times without really even trying. Plus I overheard my friend talking to him on the phone once.

"Banghazi" needs to happen.

Even Vigilant Citizen — my source for all things Illuminati — was stumped by the VMAs. Stumped, I say! There's room for feminist agenda pushing in the New World Order.

Yes yes yes - I was always Beyonce neutral, but this latest album is really doing it for me. And I don't know - I just appreciate the WORK. The marriage, the career, the image, the baby- ain't none of it easy.

PR exec here (and working for a mid-sized firm that has an all-female C-suite!). My advice is this: if you're thinking about PR as a career, pick a specialty. Yes, fashion, hotels and restaurant PR is fun, but if you can gain an understanding of finance or corporate comm early, you'll be making bank for years to come…

For real! Between the thong poop and the wet wipes defense, I'm seriously worried about everyone's butthole. Shit should not be this big of a deal. Fiber and water. Preach it!

I love Beyonce, but "Basically, I'm saying Beyonce is a sociopath" is the highlight of my day for sure.

Dunno - that's just who speeds in the neighborhood.

Yikes! My friend just moved because the local police refused to do anything about the speeders on her street and she has two young kids.

I didn't take it literally, because she's five. But OK?