Jesus build a fence, then drape this damp duvet over it.

You could have just wrote "I do not have a sense of humor"

ALSO, Jay said Adnan was concerned several days before Hae disappeared that she was fucking around on him... They had been broke up for like 3 weeks at that point, which everyone at school knew (except Jay, because he didn't even go there anymore).

my friend invited me out for NYE and i am like, already v antisocial in general- NYE is like...my idea of hell. it's cold. i am OBLIGATED to look cute. going anywhere, especially home, is an impossible shitshow.

My friend was given a hand-painted ceramic bull by her grandmother, quite anatomically correct with the balls carefully painted with veins.

Sweet Jesus, my grandmother had that exact same ceramic Christmas boot that she would put out every year.

I bet there is a fruitcake in that boot....

"dong arts and crafts" is my fave typo of the day.

Spaghetti, it's a recipe I can make in my sleep since it's just browning some ground beef, tossing in the jar of sauce to let it simmer for a bit while the pasta cooks. Ingredients are usually 1lb of ground beef, 1 jar sauce, 1lb spaghetti noodles, no more than about $10 for the whole thing. Sometimes we'll put in…

Here's a list of people who don't know if Adnan killed Hae: the police, the jury, the judge, the prosecutor, Cristinia Gutierrez, Hae's family, Adnan's family, Jen, Sarah Koenig, you, me, everyone else in the world.

Nah, we're just don't care about the opinion of someone who can't tell the difference between an adjective and a noun.

In my experience, the worst Dick at Work is the Dick who does not understand that he is a Dick. I can deal with conniving or aggressive or mean. I cannot deal with the guy who thinks he is a really good guy, but will rant and yell and throw you under the bus every time something goes wrong.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

As far as I know, it's always pronounced "bay," whether it's used in "Beyhive" or "Her Royal Majesty Queen Mother Bey" or "Old Bey Seasoning".

I like the show, but I don't love the lead, Anthony Anderson. There's something about him that feels...to soft to be really incisive in his cultural critiques.

Yep. "Blurred Lines"? Disgusting, and super fucked-up (though catchy). "Baby It's Cold Outside"? Not about date rape, dudes.

I am. :-( The Cosby Show is my all-time favorite sitcom. I still watch reruns of it and laugh my ass off. I grew up on his comedy records. Like, the literal records. On a turntable. His "Noah" skit and "Dad is great! He makes us chocolate cake!" bit ARE my childhood. Right before the allegations were brought to light,…

Your resident Jez physician would like to take this opportunity to remind you that this whole scenario can be avoided by quitting.

yeah, i know people who can do this. not smoke at all for weeks then have a cig or two with wine or a few beers on a friday/saturday night. as a heavy (ex) smoker i never saw them as legit smokers; but now that i've quit, i know that as soon as i touch one i'm smoking again. that's been the hardest part. the first…