I was there for most of the night. When the arrests started, I was shoved to the ground by an NYPD officer and kicked. My ankle gave out and I couldn't walk anymore so I had to leave. The only reason I was even allowed to go is because I'm white. These protestors are peaceful, smart, and devoted to justice. I hope…

Luckily for me I've been cautiously storing small amounts of it in my blood for the last 15 years. If things get really bad I'll just tap myself like a maple tree.

Dear Jezebel

It was a perfectly dignified tree when it was planted in the ground, in the wild, where it belongs. #christmastreesaremurder

And at this point, I say embrace it. Wrap a blue blanket around the base, hang a giant red ball off of the tip, and play Snoopy vs. The Red Baron on a loop. I'd check it out in a heartbeat.

Beyoncé is on a fucking roll
XO is my life jam

Miserable Cunt Club? How do I join. I am a 40-year-old "hater."

You're not alone. As I commented below, I hated people in middle school, hated other teens in high school, hated your typical college bros and bitches in college... I STILL hate these types of "perfect bitches". I was never part of the popular people though. It must change your perspective if you are popular ?
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I was a hater in middle school. I was a hater in high school. I was a hater in college. And now, as a woman in my 30s, I remain a hater. I have a cousin who is 20 and all over instagram with these kinds of pics and I just can't even stand it. I should probably go to therapy for it I guess.

the satire on this sight is MEGA insane

I moved to the South a few years ago. It has its charms. And its protofascist legislature. Oh,but Duke's mayo..... make it all worth it, and the heat, and the bugs, and the sweet tea, etc.

two things:

Things Dionne loves: Frozen adult beverages, Drake's legs, donuts.

UN-DER-SERVED

But Janet can't cuddle up with one of those foreigners, petting their soft fur while watching Netflix.

omg delightful yes keep talking yes yes yes

Help, I am Stuck At 38 Collectibles in the Taylor Swift App Experience

News flash, Chris Brown: you are *not* Idris Elba.

HELLO 911 YES A FEMALE CELEBRITY USED PHOTOSHOP

only the BEST breakup scene in the world. Waiting to Exhale and Angela better WORK!