Clearly the NFL, as a non-profit organization, has been hurting for money for some time. Unless people start watching this Super Bowl (?) then who knows how long the NFL will be around.

In Yogi's defense, his people are idiots. This is why it's important to train your bipeds well.

Is anyone else irritated by this woman? She clearly wanted the dog to go into the cabinet and make a mess, and the poor thing ended up with paint all over his mouth. This is my problem with pet owners who endanger their animals while seeking attention.

This is scary, but - to be fair -she didn't lose a job offer because she asked for a raise. She lost a job offer after asking for a raise and 4 other perks. I don't think it was the raise ask that made the college think she wasn't a right fit for the culture.

YES thank you for getting it

Please tell me "Mutual, I'm sure." is a reference to the bimbo character from White Christmas.

*desperately trying to pretend I don't watch this show, and that I didn't get into it in like season 5*

For everyone who is wondering why this show is still on the air, I attribute it to Jesse Williams. I watch it just to see his beautiful face

I'm an actual, real mexican person and I totally put guac on my burritos when I feel like it. Sometimes I even put it on english muffins and have it for breakfast. It is the tits, you should live a little (forget your guacamole rules! Throw them away! Be free!) and try it.

Oh man, your situation sounds so similar to what happened with me and my kryponite guy, except you are right before the horrible mistake I made, so I have to help you NOT make that mistake. A kryptonite guy is so intoxicating exactly because you could never make it work, despite an obvious connection/chemistry. …

Oh honey. Trust me when I say that I have been there before. I feel like I have to say that to soften the blow of what I'm about to say.

This is not about the other guy - this is about you. For whatever reason YOU chose to see this other person - maybe you have needs that aren't getting met in your marriage, maybe you don't trust that things are going so well and are self-sabotaging, etc. What I recommend is that you get yourself into therapy pronto…

ugh the big bang theory sucks - I can't wait for the nerd loving culture to end and true nerds can get back to living in peace without posers in their thick rimmed glasses can go away. they don't even get it right. example: no self respecting nerd uses Alienware - its a scam for morons, yet Sheldon uses it? plus…

You know that pumping gas isn't hard and takes no skill, right (no disrespect to gas station attendants; I grew up in NJ and pumping gas in winter looks miserable)? Like, your analogy makes no sense.

*HIGH FIVE!*

I don't understand these people, and I won't respond to them.

That may be because the people who aren't from Jersey tend to only go to the places on the outskirts of NYC and those places kind of suck. Or they don't go at all and just latch on to tired cliches like calling it an armpit.

As a NJ native, I always wondered how you can compare a state that has miles of beaches, houses with backyards, mountains, parks, produce being farmed, full service gas stations..an armpit?

I don't have to defend New Jersey, everyone else is just jealous of our ideal location and varied habitats. Beauty abounds, but that's OK, it's just all nasty industry here! Oh, BTW, stay off our beaches. kthxbai

I know. It's super sad that I'm guessing they'll be all drifty. Because I have a person too and I never ever want that to happen and it's so depressing that ... thats how life works.