Michykeen
Michykeen
Michykeen

Honestly all I see here is how bad a photographer is and how much work was left to the editor. I know Annie is regarded as a great photographer (and I love a huge amount of her work) there are still ways to photograph and light someone that don't require so much editing.

Neither the back nor the front of Amy Adams dress is especially beautiful…sorry.

glad that we all had this reaction. i dont feel like such an ass!

Dr. Muffley...ob-gyn...

"This is about Vogue, and what Vogue decides to do with a specific woman who has very publicly stated that she's fine just the way she is, and the world needs to get on board with that. Just how resistant is Vogue to that idea?"

SPOILER ALERT: It's the Christians. Who else would it be?

Oh my god. I had never heard of Vigilant Citizen before. I need to mail you a cookie or something for this. I shall be eternally grateful.

There's a part of me that hopes an ex boyfriend from university is sending those out. He once pulled over on the highway, reached out his arms, and said, "I believe" while a helicopter went by.

My theory is that it's an intense desire to be special, and in on some super secret knowledge that makes one more "enlightened" than all the rest of you sheeple.

The other day at a chain restaurant, I heard the weirdest family ever start talking about the Illuminati. One of the family members immediately launched into the typical spiel, up until she mixed up George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. It was insane.

Cause I'm Illuminati and I can see through your computer screen, duh.

So what have we learned here today, everyone?

"Not sure why, but this one comes off the most inappropriate of the lot." Probably because Rapunzel's vag has a bodice.

The fact that they named their baby Orson tells me everything I need to know.

Drunk cooking is the best, but the key is to start drinking when you start cooking. This way all the dicing and chopping and sharp knives are done with once you start to get really sauced, and you just get to add spices and stir and flip stuff from then on out.

Yeah, best case scenario you'll be pulling stuff out of your animals butt.

Dafuq did I just watch?