I was actually talking about this with my dad the other day... my parents went through a similar situation awhile back and so he kind of has a unique perspective on this whole mess.

The credit card company will likely do it for you. We had a breach at our major local grocery chain and everyone I knew got a new credit card in the mail.

New idea for the Republican Party slogan: Lol, Fuck Poors, Amirite?

Jessica Williams is FUNNY AS FUCK.

Ran into Target last night to grab some food on the way home. And by food, I mean I box of Kraft Mac-n-cheese (yes, I eat like a toddler.)

It is clear that people with money or who have never ever faced any type of hunger have no idea what they are talking about. Fuck these people.

This is going to come off the wrong way but... a man with eyes this crazy needs to be set on fire. Him and his hopes of children with distended bellies.

I love Jessica Williams she is super funny. I hope she sticks around the Daily Show for a good long while 'cause she's a great addition to the show.

One of the best things that came from the 2012 election and an all-time favorite gif (I'm adding "Is this how the serfs iron?" to my stash as well).

"'Ouch' (is what, based on my observations, humans tend to say when experiencing pain)."

Holy crap, that almost made me want to cry. Why would anyone put themselves through that? It is a wonder that we don't have more suicides by candidates.

There needs to be a drinking or bingo game associated with this.

Ertha Kitt. Her performance makes it clear it's a joke. Like her song "Old fashioned girl" Eartha Kitt is eeeverything!

Well that GIF's an innuendo if I've ever seen one. What a babe.

I see you one cheesy metal band and raise you the most cynical rock Christmas song ever:

In this case, I'm the asshole. My boyfriend does all the cooking, and most of the cleaning, because he knows I won't. I'm happy with ready meals, and I'm happy to swill around in my own filth until I need to find something or I get sick. He has a really low tolerance for mess, so he stays on top of it. Maybe I should…

Ok I got a solution if your fella doesn't wanna clean:

my wife wears the pants. i do the housework...with no pants on.

Some advice columnist (I'm forgetting who, sorry), said that partners should start with the idea that they should both have the same amount of free time in a week, and divide things up from there. If one person works 40 hours a week, then other person does 40 hours worth of whatever other responsibilities they jointly…