I still like the irony that an American based car company that assembles cars in America is not allowed to sell cars in some parts of America. Makes perfect sense to Texas.

No seriously - shut up.

Shut up.

I was struggling to find those exact words. Thank you sir.

Paternitiy suits - now settleable through the cruicible of motorsport!

I have a better idea—put him in a 1950s Formula racer replica with period-accurate safety gear, on the Nurburgring.

He may be a nut job in a nuttier cult, but the man does have balls, I will give him that!

It means you have a small penis.

Comparing a Volkswagen to a storm trooper... this article is going places! Specifically Warsaw on Sept. 1, 1939.

If you’re not passing at a decent clip, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, that potentially means you have to accelerate faster than you actually want to drive if you’re going to pass. There are few things more annoying than waiting for one line of semi-trucks going 65mph to pass another line of semi-trucks going 64.5mph due…

By that logic, the person cruising along at the speed limit in the left lane doesn’t need to move over for your impatient ass because they’re not going fast enough for you. If you’re going slower than someone else, it’s not going to hurt your time slowing down for a few seconds to let them pass. It will slow them down…

I often do, under the "that's what I wish people would do for me" rule. *shrug*

But when you have a guy let you cut in heavy traffic

I’m big on doing the thumbs up/down to people the way Gladiator did it

Im calling BS, this doesn’t work.

You do know pickups have rear windows, right?

Give them a wide berth. Try to breathe deeply. Resist the urge to be vindictive. You can’t change patterned behavior from where you’re sitting. I mean, not legally at least.

We’re the good guys. And we carry the fire.

One check please

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