Who doesn’t love a good conspiracy

Somewhere James May is thrilled.

I’m definitely not rich as fuck, simply stating a fact.

Washing your car can net you noticeable MPG increase.

If I wash and wax my vehicle, it will apocalyptically rain/snow/hail within 24 hours.

Good for him. I wish him well.

I love Britain because people can be famous and successful media personalities, despite being born with this head.

Hey I think you dropped something: It appears to be one more “alright.”

FTFY

This means that I leave you in the insanely capable hands of Patrick George...

Chevy Celebrity Eurosport. Doesn’t get much more conceited than that.

Well that sounds like people are stupid, not stoppies.

Does Ralph Lauren count as a celebrity? If so, I think his collection demonstrates both restraint and impeccable taste.

Yes! When I came back from Richmond I would’ve killed myself if there hadn’t been EZ Pass — there are like 20 tolls between DC and Philly.

Please, PLEASE do not ruin those cars by giving them a fuckton of power. Keep them sane and fun, and usable on the open roads.

Here’s a solution: have them drive something that requires the use of both hands and both feet.

Everyone else is going to drool over the Porsche bits - whale tail, engine, clean interior, what have you.

But MASSIVE kudos for that TAG timing set. The car is one thing, but the car WITH THAT MOUNTED is a completely different one :)

The guy does have 42 stars on that comment. Food for thought.

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