...it's okay, dudes - I saw the whole thing

Fixed.

"Not impressed."

had something more like this in mind.

E85 Z4 M should be ahead of the E46 and and E36/7 Z3 M. It's the last, best of the S54-equipped M cars. So few were made that not that many people have gotten to experience them. They are wonderful.

If you criminalize hidden compartments, then only criminals will have them.

Every time I feel jealous of Chris Harris, I like to remember that he's only 4'11".

Don't jinx Chris!!

Nintendo pioneered this shit.

Easy peasy. Next question, please.

Well, considering how often I fall asleep at my desk...

One morning while driving to work through the northern Wilderness, I braked hard, and narrowly missed a deer which was doing it's best Usain Bolt impression across a rural back road. Sadly, the high-schooler coming from the opposite direction in a late 90's Legacy sedan at Mach 0.9 did not stop in time. The…

• 32" Rims

This view makes me want. Definitely want.

The English think they invented EVERYTHING. I think it has something to do with being stuck on that island.

State Police Of Egypt Calls Jalopnik To Identify This Vehicle In Hit And Run Incident

I think it might be cheaper to buy one Jalop in each state a 991 GT3 equipped with 1000 Gigawatt lasers.

If you can't trust a biker...who can you trust?

it's hard to see, but it looks like the first rider to fall, the orange bike, got his handlebar tied up with the bike to his right. Then the front doesn't so much wash away, as it does collapse on him. My thought is that he lost a little control when the bikes connected and the other bike got his brake lever and…

Where's the Range Rover?