I myself can only agree with your epic breakdown of the grammar issues.

I believe they're illegal in Virginia. As much as I hate them, and wish the person who owns them a slow death... I don't believe this is legislation worthy.

who cares what other people think?

It's a long and empty hwy with nothing to see, if it was Iowa it would be miles and miles of corn if it was Mississippi it would be miles of swamps, mosquito and paper-mills, and if it was Texas it would be hell, who wants to drive in Texas it's hot and damn hot leave the art alone and just drive and get the hell out…

Wait... you called the Stupid one Awesome and the Awesome one Stupid...
Meh... "it art!"

She didn't see the bus. There is NO recognition of the impending accident in her body language (and her head is turned forward), which is only avoided because the bus driver has his/her eyes on.

GMC Typhoon.

I know, I know... not quite in the spirit of the question. Nevertheless, technically, it does have an engine displacement of less than 1.0 liter, even if only by virtue of the fact that it doesn't have an IC Engine at all.

I know it has nothing to do with the story, I just like this .gif.

Surely Prius owners snort coke by the kilo. It's hard to get that smug self satisfaction just from a car

To the user(s) that will inevitably post the current-gen Corolla or Camry, please turn in your Jalop card now. Thank you for your cooperation.

I dont think it gets any better than this, Alfa Romeo GTAm:

Bam Margera, skateboarder, musician, professional prankster and Jackass star...

Jeans and a t-shirt...tennis shoes, no gloves...is that a baseball cap in lieu of a helmet?

Dude needs to take the insurance money and stick to cars, or start wearing proper gear. Oh, and a lotto ticket might be a good investment as well. Lucky sonofabitch.

With a $1 Million worth of wheels, he should install curb feelers.

This here is a nice vintage car.

Ferrari 308

LeaveHimAloneHeKnowsWhatHe'sDoing.