If $1.80 for a giant churro and a Pepsi is nasty, I don't wanna be clean.
MichaelOrell
MichaelOrell
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No, YOU still tan while wearing sunscreen!
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Bless you, Barry. Finally a story I'm not embarrassed to explain to my 7-year-old.
Two balls in the glove gets one hand in the bush.
Exactly. What a little dick.
This is all about sucking, so I'll begin with me, in a parking lot...
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I enjoyed this kickball story.
When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…
Think of it as an extended challenge...The long con.
Hey Mark—Its Mark R—I thought the tires on the Z28 were incapable of picking up large fasteners which cause the TPM to flash brightly and loud whooshing sounds to happen?
He loves Julia Roberts. He's the only person who thought Conspiracy Theory was good. I think he said it was perfect, like it was fucking Kirosawa.
It's not consistent. One day, delicious. The next? A bit off. Not a penis you can count on.
iluv2score18. But I was convinced—still convinced—that it's the best.
No, it's nothing like that (yes that's exactly it). I just had an idea for something more specific, that's all (in that you will be excluded).
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