Or (for me) Black Sabbath and Motorhead.

That's a huge issue in the fake-car jumping community.

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"We were complicated before corporations wrote a 64-page document about us."
- Hipsters

Gotta be better at hiding than that.

If your girlfriend sons you, you sheepishly laugh it off then keep it moving. If your girlfriend ethers you, you quit your job and end up on the Deadspin front page.

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

"I don't usually share drama on social media"

Sounds like they're teaching innovation and enterprise. Nothing bad about that.

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Management will determine your proper color analysis.

Police have a suspect wanted for questioning. Here is an artist's rendering of the suspect:

So let me get this straight... You and your boyfriend live 3000 miles away from each other yet you still take the time to wear matching running outfits? Now that's what I call commitment.

I just realized I have not kept up with Anna on Twiter lately.

Stephen Colbert came up with the best workaround for the S**** B*** problem...just call it the Superb Owl.

I'd F*** the S*** out of Anna Kendrick

All you can eat shrimp, huh?

You know what never has technical difficulties? A CONTAINER OF DELICIOUS RANCH DRESSING.