Huh. I had a great time.

Raysism has been responsible for more unnecessary recs than a dusting of snow in Atlanta.

It says PUNT but it was a field goal simulator. Total failure.

Nice work, genius. You kept him from answering the one question on everyone's mind.

Who is the asshole in the Diarrhea-toned L.L. Bean jacket standing next to you?

i prefer a fatter drew.

Whatever it is, get a friend to stand next to you with a big +1

Keep in mind you're talking to a Syracuse student, though, and please write your suggestions phonetically.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SIGN THAT I'M UNEMPLOYABLE AND IT TURNS OUT I'M HOLDING IT

Oh, sorry, but I wasn't taking who you voted for into account.

Your analysis is somewhat unkind to Moises Alou.

Cool. You seem like a really cool guy.

How quick they forget...

Two words: Matty Walker

What, no Parker Posey in Dazed and Confused?

Giving no fucks may be J.R.'s signature move, but the title was available only because A.C. Green got married.

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime