"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Pretty sure he's talking about being on the Knicks and he just misspelled "garbage."

Herpes.

Well, he can always move to Kentucky and run for the US Senate someday.

Is she repenting for that feather headdress she wore?

AND TO THINK WE ALMOST VOTED THIS ALONSO GUY INTO OFFICE YESTERDAY

What a nice gesture by this Hooters. These are the kinds of memories that'll last these young football players for the rest of the afternoon.

If you die with cats, then you are not alone. =D

In honor of the headline:

Well, if anyone understands the plight of a once-legendary and widely beloved source of quality entertainment that slowly fragmented and alienated generation after generation of viewers until it became a shell of itself, appealing only to a small niche of fans, it's definitely Modern Family.

Fake. You can't slip a viral promo for The Bachelorette - New Jersey past me.

She wasn't the only girl to be hit by a man in a Jets jersey today

I tune my toilet cleaning to leave that ring and film, just so I can clean it with a pee stream. Having a penis the only way to go.

I tune my diet just to leave skid marks, and then I get to pee them off. It's the circle of life, the law of the jungle. Who are you to steal the meaning from my days?

I always sit to pee. My neighbor's sink is just too comfortable not to.