It should be noted this is the ONLY difference between the two

“My roommate sleeps with the jar open”

LOL “IT YOU”

It’s the same movie. It was called Meet The Parents: Armageddon. 89 on Rotten Tomatoes. Keenan played “Bear” in the SNL spoof sketch, asked if Guest Host Andie MacDowell could milk his asteroids. No one laughed.

I see your quote and raise you...

There’s actually a local Anaheim assemblyman who’s petitioning to change the name of Tom Sawyer’s Island to the more succinct and descriptive “Fuck Caves”

I see what you did there. Subtly pitching "How To Be a Backseat Driver Without Getting In a Car."

Was JUST! replying with this. T.I.s brilliance has always been his ability to effortlessly ride a beat while simultaneously creating his own flow n' cadence within the beat itself. It's fucking mindblowing and this verse is the best example of this.

NO one is saying that.

This is also good life advice in general

1. Michael Ironside

because high sex

Chapter 1 opens with a description of the artful cock, shaped in the sand by the bamboo rake of the estate's Zen Rock-Hard Garden...

It's when someone rolls down the driver's seat so far back that it looks like no one is tweeting

Do you feel that a particular intelligence in social media, a "hashtag-acumen" if you will is an important pre-requisite to dating people like yourselves or myself or my coworker next to me?

Tilda Swinton plays both.

That should be your next experiment. 40 Days of Playing Celebrity at Dinner Parties in Bushwick.

How many games of Celebrity were you forced to play at various couples dinner parties?

I never thought that farting on an airplane could be any easier, but WHEN THERES A DEAD GUY ON THE FLIGHT!???

Just don't touch the face. That's the moneymaker.