It should be noted this is the ONLY difference between the two Read more
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“My roommate sleeps with the jar open” Read more
LOL “IT YOU” Read more
It’s the same movie. It was called Meet The Parents: Armageddon. 89 on Rotten Tomatoes. Keenan played “Bear” in the SNL spoof sketch, asked if Guest Host Andie MacDowell could milk his asteroids. No one laughed. Read more
I see your quote and raise you... Read more
There’s actually a local Anaheim assemblyman who’s petitioning to change the name of Tom Sawyer’s Island to the more succinct and descriptive “Fuck Caves” Read more
I see what you did there. Subtly pitching "How To Be a Backseat Driver Without Getting In a Car." Read more
Was JUST! replying with this. T.I.s brilliance has always been his ability to effortlessly ride a beat while simultaneously creating his own flow n' cadence within the beat itself. It's fucking mindblowing and this verse is the best example of this. Read more
NO one is saying that. Read more
This is also good life advice in general Read more
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because high sex Read more
"G'd up from the feet up" Read more
...Or, at least, every frame that wasn't cut off by all the fingers covering my eyes Read more
Really, cos I was definitely thinking number two. Read more
BEST.TAG.EVER. Read more
Then DEARGOD whatever you do, do NOT look at the tiles in the bathroom. Read more
Window units = shitty apartment? Read more
Chapter 1 opens with a description of the artful cock, shaped in the sand by the bamboo rake of the estate's Zen Rock-Hard Garden... Read more
It's when someone rolls down the driver's seat so far back that it looks like no one is tweeting Read more