It should be noted this is the ONLY difference between the two

“My roommate sleeps with the jar open”

LOL “IT YOU”

It’s the same movie. It was called Meet The Parents: Armageddon. 89 on Rotten Tomatoes. Keenan played “Bear” in the SNL spoof sketch, asked if Guest Host Andie MacDowell could milk his asteroids. No one laughed.

I see your quote and raise you...

There’s actually a local Anaheim assemblyman who’s petitioning to change the name of Tom Sawyer’s Island to the more succinct and descriptive “Fuck Caves”

I see what you did there. Subtly pitching "How To Be a Backseat Driver Without Getting In a Car."

Was JUST! replying with this. T.I.s brilliance has always been his ability to effortlessly ride a beat while simultaneously creating his own flow n' cadence within the beat itself. It's fucking mindblowing and this verse is the best example of this.

NO one is saying that.

This is also good life advice in general

1. Michael Ironside

because high sex

"G'd up from the feet up"

...Or, at least, every frame that wasn't cut off by all the fingers covering my eyes

Really, cos I was definitely thinking number two.

BEST.TAG.EVER.

Then DEARGOD whatever you do, do NOT look at the tiles in the bathroom.

Window units = shitty apartment?

Chapter 1 opens with a description of the artful cock, shaped in the sand by the bamboo rake of the estate's Zen Rock-Hard Garden...

It's when someone rolls down the driver's seat so far back that it looks like no one is tweeting