How To Use A Tampon
by marmol

I enjoyed this kickball story.

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

Think of it as an extended challenge...The long con.

Hey Mark—Its Mark R—I thought the tires on the Z28 were incapable of picking up large fasteners which cause the TPM to flash brightly and loud whooshing sounds to happen?

I wrote pro wrestling columns from about 2002-2005 and have written a couple since then, and nothing Deadspin did here departs significantly from the bulk of IWC (internet wrestling community) commentary about Warrior since his retirement.

He loves Julia Roberts. He's the only person who thought Conspiracy Theory was good. I think he said it was perfect, like it was fucking Kirosawa.

It's not consistent. One day, delicious. The next? A bit off. Not a penis you can count on.

iluv2score18. But I was convinced—still convinced—that it's the best.

No, it's nothing like that (yes that's exactly it). I just had an idea for something more specific, that's all (in that you will be excluded).

who ruined deadspin the most

Or (for me) Black Sabbath and Motorhead.

That's a huge issue in the fake-car jumping community.

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"We were complicated before corporations wrote a 64-page document about us."
- Hipsters

Gotta be better at hiding than that.

If your girlfriend sons you, you sheepishly laugh it off then keep it moving. If your girlfriend ethers you, you quit your job and end up on the Deadspin front page.

This guy can get 6 different women to sleep with him? Are we sure he's not the one doing the ethering?

"I don't usually share drama on social media"