Sounds like they're teaching innovation and enterprise. Nothing bad about that.

Unfortunately, this response falls outside the chain of title, and will not be catalogued for posterity.

Management will determine your proper color analysis.

Police have a suspect wanted for questioning. Here is an artist's rendering of the suspect:

So let me get this straight... You and your boyfriend live 3000 miles away from each other yet you still take the time to wear matching running outfits? Now that's what I call commitment.

I just realized I have not kept up with Anna on Twiter lately.

Stephen Colbert came up with the best workaround for the S**** B*** problem...just call it the Superb Owl.

I'd F*** the S*** out of Anna Kendrick

All you can eat shrimp, huh?

You know what never has technical difficulties? A CONTAINER OF DELICIOUS RANCH DRESSING.

Huh. I had a great time.

Raysism has been responsible for more unnecessary recs than a dusting of snow in Atlanta.

It says PUNT but it was a field goal simulator. Total failure.

Nice work, genius. You kept him from answering the one question on everyone's mind.

Who is the asshole in the Diarrhea-toned L.L. Bean jacket standing next to you?

i prefer a fatter drew.

Whatever it is, get a friend to stand next to you with a big +1

Keep in mind you're talking to a Syracuse student, though, and please write your suggestions phonetically.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A SIGN THAT I'M UNEMPLOYABLE AND IT TURNS OUT I'M HOLDING IT