Oh, sorry, but I wasn't taking who you voted for into account.

Your analysis is somewhat unkind to Moises Alou.

Cool. You seem like a really cool guy.

How quick they forget...

Two words: Matty Walker

What, no Parker Posey in Dazed and Confused?

Giving no fucks may be J.R.'s signature move, but the title was available only because A.C. Green got married.

Are you actually surprised your coaches didn't want you helping the Bears and the Packers?

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Pretty sure he's talking about being on the Knicks and he just misspelled "garbage."

Herpes.

Well, he can always move to Kentucky and run for the US Senate someday.

Is she repenting for that feather headdress she wore?

AND TO THINK WE ALMOST VOTED THIS ALONSO GUY INTO OFFICE YESTERDAY

What a nice gesture by this Hooters. These are the kinds of memories that'll last these young football players for the rest of the afternoon.