Wait, if I was taught anything by punk music it is that your ears are supposed to bleed, so now I’m confused.

You’re less likely to get in an accident if you have your headlights on even during bright daylight. Just have them on all the time.

LMAO get fucked bootlicker. 

Let me pull your bootlicking ass out of the greys for a tick...

The Republicans probably would have just run her for Senate. 

Truth.

install the update if one is available

Difference is in the one case the perpetrator is a deluded self-righteous waste of protein; in the other...oh wait. Yeah, no distinction. Touche.

I see no distinction between letting an unvaccinated child, especially one with an active measles case, walk around...and smashing open a glass vial full of live measles virus in a populated area.

Do an article on this going over different comic apps on iOS, android, and such! I need an idiots guide to getting my comics because I'm old and not tech savvy.