Git gud

Did you pay the fine of $1000 Canadian? Or ten American dollars if you preferred…

Happy Canada Day.

In Stephen King’s The Dead Zone, Johnny Smith is in a coma for five years. Imagine, if you will, going into a coma sometime during 2012 or so, maybe even around the time everybody thought the world was going to end because of the Mayan calendar — and waking up now. You’d be all excited the world didn’t end, but only…

Well that’s great for them to do this... AFTER they had their anniversary event when I only got 1 fucking skin.

No way. I sold TVs for several years during college, and the difference between SD and HD was profound, for me as well as my customers.

You’ll be ok, professor.

I honestly got 2/3rds of the way through this thinking there was some buildup to a joke. No, you really are that cartoonish.

Living in Ohio, our state fair has sculptures made of butter and there’s always a cow. This year there was an insane amount of veins on the butter cow’s utters. Like a terry crews with 1% body fat being sucked out of a space station airlock amount of veins. It was a bit much.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Old Man Me goes upon watching this video clip:

Does the “montage” refer to that scene where Fei and Elly kept meeting up in the past?
That was pretty damn incredible, and you really felt the drama and passion of the characters in that one.
I only played the game once (it took 70 hours!) and 20 years ago, but that scene was one of the most memorable I’ve ever played…

As far as I can tell there has never been an official answer, so I am extremely thrilled to be able to provide one, 19 years later.

Bunker’s under the

I’m so happy Nier Automata was accessible enough for people to experience this shining nugget of a man

It was just locker room talk

I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?

I only see two hands holding a gun and flashes of light everywhere. I’m getting old.

Correct. And here’s your prize.