Calling it now, the Spurs will try to pull Ingram, Hart and Randle on a sign and trade from the Lakers. That way they can stay competitive until Aldridge is out of his prime, and still gives them a young core to build around.

If this were a woman being deprived of once-in-a-lifetime career opportunity by a manipulative man, I doubt the tone of this article would be so sarcastic. She fucked his future. Act like it.

When this becomes a True Crime podcast I can just imagine how the segways will be a clarinet solo.

You know he booked this flight on United in the hopes that the airline will beat this guy’s ass for him.

an acclaimed clarinet teacher who only takes two students a year.

It’s common among very online people. “I can’t believe this website is free” is a thing people say to sometimes try to convince themselves they’re not miserable at every moment they spend on Twitter. In my experience a lot of those same people tend to be the sort of people who constantly insist that the NBA is the…

Points!

Circle Back In Temecula, Where We Can Take This Offline

I don’t think casual fans appreciate how hard it is for a relatively fit guy to spend two years training in a top MMA gym and look that bad against an absolute nobody. We have 10 year olds in our gym that have better form after a month of training 3 times a week. No, CM Punk is something really special. It takes real…

This fight should have been sponsored by dead doves, because I dont know what Dana expected

If this thread shows up as the last item in Anthony Bourdain’s internet history, I won’t be shocked.

i started reading the article thinking it was average, i finished thinking it needed to be shared with 5 friends more than average, so i sent it to 2.5 of them...

This is fun:

I’m sure they did think of the opportunity cost, as defined by the hurdle rate the returns on the Theranos deal had to clear in order to be justified. $140 million in comparison to the marginal revenue they probably projected from the deal is, even if at that point they were mostly sure it was fraudulent, pretty…

Turns out she only wore that type of sweater in order to protect her neck.

LOL.

There are some people who regard speeding as a danger to other drivers.

Nah, it’s math.

“Jumps .... With Her 7-Year-Old Son,” per your headline. “...taking her 7-year-old son with her” and “first dropped her son,” per your text.