“You got the recipe wrong and now there will be no justice for Ruby Ridge” was one of the possible endings in my Oklahoma City Bombing Choose Your Own Adventure book

+1 for the best “too soon” burn I’ve seen on here.

Peer review. +1

I know this will stay in the grays, but what the fuck ever. Jesus, people, do you seriously believe that every. single. damn. woman who accuses a man of sexual harassment or assault is telling the truth? That no one ever makes a false accusation? Is it so fucking impossible that there are occasionally — just…

Yeah... the people who write those articles are Massive Dicks.

“The writer pretends that a short time in the presence of some closed-off celebrity has given them unique insights into the inner being, the closed-off celebrity pretends that they have opened up and given those insights, and everyone agrees to pretend that this is something other than a transactional act of public…

Makes perfect sense

Everyone: “Stephen A. Smith is not the emperor of black people!”

which lasted 20 whole seconds.

Whoa! Those are sweet but $160 is too much!

Surprise! Dellavedova has his own shoes.

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

Of all the petty dumb shit to write about...

The complete list of things I’d rather do less than watch someone else play video games:

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

This is Deadspin.

He is also working on a musical called “Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak ‘em...leg ‘er down a smack ‘em yak ‘em!”

Discretionary enforcement of the law should never be allowed. There are a lot of places in the country where the law group X is in violation of is shit like “you have to pay your taxes” or “you cannot take over a US wildlife facility” or “you cannot pay people less than minimum wage.”

go ask your mother

I didn’t know Gruden was that short.