If there is a true polar opposite to artistic expression, it’s excitedly learning to play ‘breakfast at tiffany’s’ by deep blue something.

I have no interest in motor sports, but that was awesome.

You know, as I age, and my brain melts, the only thing worse than remembering pointless moments in time is misremembering those moments in an attempted pun. Still, I’m ashamed.

He forgot the tasker at hand.

*I say this as a Knicks fan, and a huge Porzingis mark*

That analogy about your children is surprisingly effective. There are obvious limitations, but for dealing solely with the issue of power I think you’re dead on.

Shhh... the fact that it’s just another industry is a big secret around here.

Well, when Alabama State redesigned their uniforms they opted for Black and Cuervo Gold.

Also worth mentioning are the use of lasers to improve eyesight.

quit hasselin’ the beck

Why can’t he refuse to pass when playing the Jets?

I woke up from a dream this morning where it had been uncovered that Stalin was, in fact, a dwarf. I jumped out of bed with purpose.

Wrong guy. One Moore try...

What’s amazing is that, despite all of that, they were still in the game. There is no team I’d rather see lose more, (jets fan, lol) but you can tally bad losses the Pats have suffered over the last 15 years on 2 hands.

Given your stance (re: 07’ Pats going for 2 is charity) “useful” seems to have an adjusted meaning.

I can’t shake the image of a mob of sheep bleating, “foreplay good!”

I don’t disagree with any of your points, nor am I qualified to. My only question is whether you think that a person embroiled in this type of situation is qualified to write a book about the “reality” of relationships?

Wow. I’ve seen that photograph countless times and never once found it funny, until now, and likely never again.

There were some pretty good centers. Forwards too. I think their pictures come up if you google “basketball.”