Finally a guy tries out some new player descriptors, getting away from the old cliches and tropes, and all we do is complain, complain, complain,

all hail the king.

but a very good passer, yet he failed.

I'm always getting jail and prison mixed up.

The moral high ground I referenced is the desire for the punishment of a stranger. The distanced hopes that, whenever you think of Ray Rice, or Mike Vick, or whoever, you imagine them suffering. Despite never knowing him, you want him in prison for one (that I'm aware of) incredibly violent act.

Not here on the moral high ground, where the arbiters of justice roam, freely dispensing their holy opinions on the issues of the day. Shower and go to confession before typing here, my friend, because all who post are clean; inside and out. *And also be prepared with clever puns in the event of an athlete's death.*

Dear Albert,

Danny Ferry has been heavily involved the game of basketball, a sport that is sometimes played by black men, for a couple of years now. Some may say that he chose a strange line of work for such a well documented racist, but it's clear now that signing Larry Hughes all those years ago was designed to punish the…

Way to pass the buck, Pete.

i have been laughing at this for far too long.

amen

"The front seven is aging and there are no good young players to waiting in the wings at linebacker or defensive line."

The attention will be making left turns only.

Seems his mind was out of proximity.

Mengele's an asshole.

Belichick plays Parcheesi, all the others play Sorry.

The McGwire 62nd HR game

Heidelberg, with a prominent American military presence, makes for an interesting (and quite beautifulal) setting for your points.

I'd always thought that doing "the dougie" meant abandoning your countrymen to die in the Philippines.