Nah. It was fantastic until someone fell off a balcony and Luke left the city for an episode or three.

Choosing two white characters for your header image? Sigh.

Jesse was the voice of the dickhead trading ship at the end.

Fortunately, now there’s no need to review it. It’ll be four stars based simply on the gender of the protagonists.

...this article posted a couple days after “Star Wars fans who have complaints about the new movie are are a bunch of whining babies”.

“Iron Fist was a bad show, but there was no worst sequence than the fight between “genius” kung fu master Danny Rand and a random drunk ninja.”

Man, the waves of complaints that will come the first time the new Doctor does something that “they would never have had her do if she was a man” will be as hilarious as they are inevitable.

...yeah, well, welcome to Gawker.

Tee movie had strengths and weaknesses. But changes to how the universe worked (various hyperspace sillinesses, etc) hurt it as an entry in a Star Wars series.

It’s nice to see Charles expand his repertoire from “THAT’S RACIST!” to “THAT’S HOMOPHOBIC!”.

It was a good movie, and I liked it. Having said that, some things were done (unnecessarily, IMO) that hurt Star Wars in-universe continuity. Mostly things that just made no sense in-universe.

...and too bad Finn didn’t think to just grab fuel instead.

Yeah. Going Postal was decent. Colour of Magic was....well, at least the others were worthwhile.

Depends on the acceleration. At a mere 1G acceleration the wrench will be 96 feet away. Man, that’s fast!

After

Oh thank god they’re all white. I was afraid Gawker might slip up.

Don’t forget a half-assed “Evil twin switcheroo” plot “twist”.

When does Io9 start badgering Josh Trank on his casting?

It was based off of “pretty actress not wearing a burqa”.

Can’t be. Karren Gillan is wearing a skimpy outfit and the Jezzies declared it to be a horrible sexist crime against humanity. Also, barricades would have to be womaned.