Following Alex Jones, obviously.

The circular firing squad was going to end the GOP as a party in 2008. And 2012. And 2016.

Did you know that brevity is the soul of wit?

Exactly what it says? Crazy, I know.

Well, good thing none of those equal the 100% pure evil that a movie starring a straight white male necessarily rates.

You’re right, Casey is white and therefore more evil.

Another entry in “I hate straights, whites, and males with the combination of all three being the most evil thing ever” from Gawker.

Note: A little beard is not an actual substitute for a jawline.

Square meter is ~10 square feet, for what it’s worth.

How very Southern of him - say whatever nastiness you want, just don’t use bad words.

It’s a very genteel, Southern thing. Advocate for slavery and genocide all you want, as long as you do it politely.

Obviously, this wouldn’t be asked in a sane situation...but is it possible for a candidate to fire their veep choice?

Of course not. They’re almost exclusively variations on “Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding”.

You’re right, but, honestly, the Media has allowed this to happen to themselves.

That’ll be the coke talking.

Nope. Because that won’t actually be Polio. It’ll actually be something the gummint did that mimics the symptoms of Polio so that people will go back to getting their vaccinations so that people won’t protest the flouridation of our water.

Well, this is Jezebel.

Easily Disprovable Lies - A Trump Family Value

Remember when Bush pussed out over the American spy plane? That was what a True President would do.

Sounds military to me. ACEIT?