Yup. You go point your AR-15 at a federal agent (or a sheriff, or a random cop) and let us know if you end up jailed or dead.

A man said it. About a woman. And this is not only Gawker, but Jezebel.

Rarely does the state give you $4B compensation.

Well, sure, but then Jesus forgives them and it’s all better.

It’s almost like what we’ve seen before...

I saw a different set. And, honestly, they were all well received. Except for the Start Trek one. That one elicited quite the “WTF” from the audience.

Complaining about racism while being ageist. How suprising from Jezebel.

Women can only be portrayed as equal or superior to men!

I wasn’t aware that employees were supposed to be respected.

It’s OK. They’re mostly making fun of straight, white models.

As a straight person, when do I get consulted as to the suitability of an actor to play a straight person.

Wait, so is Charlie Sheen not seen as a “scandalous, unfavorable member of society”? What does HIV have to do with that?

“FA: Putin and Trump never met during the taping of 60 Minutes episode. They were in two entirely different places. Even if they had met, I doubt a short meeting with Putin would allow anyone to ascertain how well you would work with him or what his true intentions are.”

WWJWA?

It’s OK. According to the Bah-bul, Jesus wanted them to have all the artifacts.

It is a mystery. But is it so mysterious as to make you shit your dick?

Yes, yes, “Wagon Train to the Stars”. You can tell these guys totally were trying to do that with the swing jazz they put into the game as a soundtrack.

Between this guy and “shit my dick” Star Wars guy yesterday I’m really wondering if there’s a minimum ‘assinine swearing quota’ on Gawker.

Nothing says “Star Wars” to me like everyone jetpacking everywhere.