That's silly. Our internet polling shows that 100% of our users have an internet connection.

The magic middle finger of the free market!

KILL WHITEY!

AKA "Dick holsters"

Certainly they could be more succinct.

And since it WAS going to get out and people most certainly WERE going to see it...the only logical conclusion is that the NFL wanted to make sure their fanbase was actually going to be displeased by what they saw.

Ah yes, nothing like putting family in the "leftover weenies" house!

Zoophilia would be fine as long as they were opposite genders?

No sir. With a name like "Team Live Badass" you win.

Cloudy white. However, also surprisingly spherical!

And keeping their tax status - but that might fall under your 'revenue stream' bit.

"Incel" is basically "can't get some", right? I assume it's short for...something?

Can someone please explain to me, using diagrams where appropriate, the following mega-sized plot hole?