I hope she took all that gofundme money and is off to Zihuatanejo, Shawshank style. 

The plumbing in a lot of places is widely out of date. It’s common practice for plumbers to set expectations on, what appears to be a pretty simple swap out of the U trap for PVC job, that the older metal piping might crumple like tissue paper once the wrench is applied.

I’m sure the guy has done a lot worse things that are a lot more newsworthy than keep an old teddy bear. My old bear is still on my bed and sure, I’d like to still have him when I’m 70.

My 40-year-old teddy had to be restuffed and re-fluffed (heh.)

He’s either not fit to be a king or he’s entirely perfect to be a king. Depending on your view on the Monarchy.

Exactly, pea-sized! Can you imagine all the toothpaste foam all over the place when he brushes?

It only needs to be the size of a pea. But I suppose he has to have a whole inch!

Excuse me, I believe you have accidentally published an Onion article.

An inch of toothpaste? That seems excessive. Other than that, none of this is surprising.

Yeah, I thought this article would be about the fact that she’s an abuse victim and seems to be going out of her way to side with an alleged abuser, but it didn’t get a single mention?

Rihanna, a victim of domestic violence, invites an abuser to her show for some provocative marketing for her pretend-progressive lingerie business.

Was just thinking I don’t have to feel bad about not loving her makeup line, lingerie or her new single for Wakanda Forever (it’s sleepy)

Honestly, nothing could look worse than the douchey ponytail.

And all the weird shit they both doing to their faces making them look like a couple of sad-sides of a janus mask.  Freaky to look at.

I only saw clips here and there of the trial, but how did he age a decade since then? 

Johnny Depp and Elon Musk are really fighting for the, “Look at me! I’m still cool and young!” top spot.

He’s definitely giving us “middle aged lesbian” vibes. KMart Linda Perry.

No joke; I spotted Johnny in that pic and thought it was my mom’s aging hippie friend Patty who lived next door to us when I was ten years old. Honestly, still looking and I can barely tell the difference.

I love Rihanna and her beauty line is great but her lingerie is ugly and cheap/trashy looking so really Depp will fit right in.