10/10 trollwork. Otherwise, you’re a cruel and senseless thing.

 Yes

I feel like I’m tripping, the cognitive dissonance is strong like bear.

I’m so so sorry, and hope she is well. That must have been terrifying. ♡

The social media shite. I can’t imagine. I’m sure i would have killed myself if the asses who tortured me anyway could have made it inescapable and public. I worry so much for my daughter (only 6).

Totally! But who is Dulcie? I love this reference so much i hugged my phone. Noel Streatfeild for life.

Please write this movie!

 Can’t be real, tell me this is a fever dream

What the FUCK?

Not dumb. Lucky.

Not a word, please, Mr Meeks.

the ceremonial unveiling of the sphincter, the climbing on tables, and the yodeling

Omg that is so unhealthy a response! Jesus CHRIST!

Me too! It crossed that line...

These stories fascinate and repel me in almost equal measure. Made me wonder how those Wisconsin young girls who tried to stab their friend are now.

 Good riddance!

 The most I’ve paid for Mercy Jr’s clothes is actually embarrassing. I bought an $80 skirt, Mustard Pie is the brand, i think. I felt like a criminal. Mercy Jr. wore it often though, and I’m going to try to expand the elastic waist now. I always pass her outgrown clothes on, but for $80, I’ll see if i can keep it for…

 Jesus wept!

 Moar, plz! That sounds insane. What brands etc was the mom buying? I see stuff sometimes that blows my mind- Ralph Lauren children’s or Millie Minnie or something like that?

Hi! I’m grey so don’t think anyone will see but I’ve been making fairies like a fiend. It’s the only thing that I can just get lost in!