Omg I’m sending you internet hugs. Before you start that work, maybe make a list of other things you might want to do with the money? 3 months in Spain? A trip to China? Start day trading? Invest in a airbnb-worthy cabin somewhere cool?

Wow, what part of the country are you in? They’re HUGE (like, trump yuuuuuge!) here in Rhode Island, and have been for a few years now. Lots of Italian heritage here, but i really thought they were popular nationally!

I worried a lot about that. I’m not gonna lie and say it’s great but the funny thing is that I’m too tired to get lit. My daughter is 4 now, and yes-add soon as she goes to bed there’s a sigh of off-duty Ahhhh and a glass or two of wine, but then I’m asleep. Can’t go to the bar, so no social/chatty/fun etc, and by…

I feel like i remember the Jaime king story-didn’t she used to go by James?

Amazon is showing 96, I’m not seeing an option for 80 anywhere.

Amazon is showing 96, I’m not seeing an option for 80 anywhere.

I have! It was so surprising because you always read these smarmy comments about babies being fug, but lo and behold, this baby was really unpleasant looking! About a year later, he was adorable, but that first year i was like hmmm. His mom never saw it, of course, but he was really a terrible looking baby.

I have one and it’s amazing. Got it for Christmas, but set it up about 3 weeks ago, and already had to pinch the basil! The dill is ready to start eating, and my 4 year old has been fascinated every day of the way. Very cool thing.

I have one and it’s amazing. Got it for Christmas, but set it up about 3 weeks ago, and already had to pinch the…

Dinosaur train, dinosaur train!

Khloe’s house is so much nicer than Kourtney’s!!! Yikes. I wish they’d shown Kylie’s too, though.

I really don’t understand that article- the 23 year old whose sister in law died? Why is she in jail? I’m sorry if I’m being dense!

Update, a girl was arrested for helping him put the little girl’s body in a pond.

I’m still going to hope some enterprising British youth will roleplay the GA characters. . .

Ditto

It truly is the weirdest fucking place to live. This is MILD nonsense for us. Like, no one even shrugging. We might wake up when the Investigation Team films a congressman dumpster diving for bribes again, but this? Wicked normal.

I totally don’t want to freak you out, but i got clumsier and topply and it turned it to be a (thankfully benign) tumor in my spinal cord- if I’d paid more attention sooner, i could be in a lot better state now. Tell your doctor!

I love you for this. Did you solve the mystery? I may get all Nancy Drew on this.

Can’t find 20% off Amazon coupon for the Neutrogena face thing- hint?

Can’t find 20% off Amazon coupon for the Neutrogena face thing- hint?

The sweet thing is having Marie Antoinette style pastoral fantasies!