MercuryCobra
MercuryCobra
MercuryCobra

1. Zip2 ($22m), PayPal ($165m), Tesla ($8.5b), SpaceX ($100+b)

You're both really bad at it so I guess you do have that in common. 🤷

1) Bought with money made by exploiting South Aftricans during apartheid. Also, how much coding you think he did on any of those?

We both thoroughly enjoy trolling strangers, primarily liberals, for our enjoyment.

one of the most innovative men to ever live.

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

He’s insanely rich because he started out ridiculously rich because of apartheid South Africa, I think you can guess

Musk not giving people credit for anything he shows off is exactly the reason why his army of Weird Nerds think that he singlehandedly invented Rockets, Space Travel, Electric Cars, and the entire concept of Engineering.

So how is “being woke” a lie?

I dunno if things are any worse now, this whole article just reminded me of when we saw the exact same level of twitter hype after the first preview screenings of Batman V Superman. It’s totally meaningless until critics are actually allowed to review the damn thing. And we’re all stupid for reading the article at all.

During my brief career as an occasional film critic for a medium-sized newspaper, I wrote that Pearl Harbor was sure to sweep the Oscars and was going to be the next Titanic at the box office. I also came away thinking Malibu’s Most Wanted wasn’t that bad. It’s got to be something they put in the soda at the…

I believe there are usually open bars and really nice swag bags, so viewers are predisposed to be in a good mood.

If you’ve never seen the first one, you’re gonna see one of the greatest homoerotic big budget action movies of all time.

It’s one of the greatest cheesefests ever made. It’s so over the top, it uses Kenny Loggins “Danger Zone” three times. It’s so melodramatic, it uses Berlin’s “Take My Breath Away” four times.

I can’t remember if they ever did one of these “Twitter loves this movie” articles.   These are always just BS hype goblins.  

When you watch the first one start with absolutely no expectations, apart from the really wild visual style from Tony Scott which is by far the best thing about it. The guy was not really into subtleties, not into introducing heavy style changes gradually, but all in, and that was his gift.

The non-cynical part of me says it’s just a really fun experience - you get a free, surprise screening with no expectations and everyone’s jazzed about it. You’re in a good mood and it carries you through.

Guys, it’s been years of this now. Never. Trust. Reactions. From. Preview. Screenings.

For the most part, when a writer has 10 times the followers as the publications he allegedly writes and edits for, that’s a big red flag about how legit those publications are.

(Obviously, there are superstar exceptions, but Schneider ain’t one of them.)