The kicker? According to a fellow Jezzie who said she went to high school with Hilaria, her real name is Hilary!

I think that means one of the the twins is a girl?

Totes.

And Deadpool, yes? She is ageless.

Love Firefly, but omg, the slut shaming Inara endured!

I learned three things from this NY Post article.

1) Lots of people like free dinner and drinks at upscale restaurants.
2) Dan Rochkind’s qualifications for who he’ll buy dinner and drinks for is “traditionally attractive 20-something year old women”
3) Despite going on “up to 3(!) dates a week”, Dan Rochkind still…

It will be! Apparently it’s going to air on Bravo.

JFC, men have been terrorizing women for tens of thousands of years. Not sure how much more clear a situation can be.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

So you just decided to ignore the article and write whatever this supposed to be.

There is plenty of reading out there to explain it.

Moisture is the essence of whiteness, and whiteness is the essence of purity

Gahhhh seriously?! Brian gives the story of John’s family, and starts by describing a family in the late 1800s that terrorized Bibb County...It’s John’s family. The same type of people he railed against. It was just very poetic.

“I just... you know, wanted something of his.”

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.

It’s true, but it’s also true that she said she stopped wearing makeup because of the unrealistic expectations for appearance that women face, so wearing makeup and pretending you aren’t wearing makeup is just as bad as photoshop and crazy contouring in terms of setting up unreasonable expectations for how women…

Carob tastes like carob. It does not taste like chocolate.

MOUTH AND HAND STUFF 4 LYFE

I didn’t know about it.